so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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