batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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