Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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