stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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