what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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