? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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