Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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