she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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