So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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