It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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