I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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