chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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