I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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