After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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