What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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