It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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