Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
wow bdsm is so cute
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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