they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
