hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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