I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
