it was like his penis was on wheels.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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