I puked a lego.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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