You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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