I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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