Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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