that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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