I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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