And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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