no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
A+ Viking dick
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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