Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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