Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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