I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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