I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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