the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
someone get that fucking seahorse.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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