Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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