Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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