Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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