I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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