Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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