well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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