And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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