talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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