There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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