Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
from now on my penis is your penis
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize