One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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