Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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