Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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