just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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