She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I need help removing her.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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