I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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